Ten Things That Make More Sense Than Taking Legal Advice From The Maskedanalyst

 

 

  1. Parachute into Iraq wearing nothing but an American flag T-shirt.
  2. French kiss a rattlesnake.
  3. Juggle piranhas.
  4. Get a brain transplant from Britney Spears.
  5. Twirl a fire baton in a dynamite factory.
  6. Use a pit bull for a pillow.
  7. Run a marathon in quicksand.
  8. Ride across the Pacific Ocean on a unicycle.
  9. Become a taste tester for a sewage disposal plant.
  10. Vote for George Bush.

 

 

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